crazypplz:

"I know how to sprain people"

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Timestamp: 1401447683

crazypplz:

"I know how to sprain people"

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  • me: walks into living room
  • tv: tonight on how its made
  • me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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lolthefunniest:

every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp

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Timestamp: 1401430744

lolthefunniest:

every character in the show had ron and kim as their otp

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klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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likeafieldmouse:

Some of America’s most absurd laws illustrated in a photo series by Olivia Locher.

I Fought the Law (2014)

1. In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.

2. In Georgia picnics are prohibited in graveyards.

3. In California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

4. In Ohio it’s illegal to disrobe in front of a man’s portrait.

5. In Kansas it’s illegal to serve wine in teacups.

6. In Utah no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

7. In Colorado it’s illegal to have weeds in your yard.

8. In Maine it’s unlawful to tickle women under the chin with a feather duster.

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Timestamp: 1401430521

likeafieldmouse:

Some of America’s most absurd laws illustrated in a photo series by Olivia Locher.

I Fought the Law (2014)

1. In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times.

2. In Georgia picnics are prohibited in graveyards.

3. In California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

4. In Ohio it’s illegal to disrobe in front of a man’s portrait.

5. In Kansas it’s illegal to serve wine in teacups.

6. In Utah no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

7. In Colorado it’s illegal to have weeds in your yard.

8. In Maine it’s unlawful to tickle women under the chin with a feather duster.

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In a great cave some miles within the edge of  M i r k w o o d  on its eastern side…

(Source: byeolrince, via f-ili)

Timestamp: 1401430424

In a great cave some miles within the edge of  M i r k w o o d  on its eastern side…

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whybenedict:

can u imagine john calling sherlock cute and sherlock starts blushing and stammering saying he’s not cute i’m not cute john john stop laughing i’m not cute john can’t stop laughing because his boyfriend is so cute i’m so sorry

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cumberbitchsandwich:

veirdessa:

Lestrade just seems really annoyed rather than worried about Sherlock pulling a gun and running.

‘Jesus Christ, the paperwork I’m gonna have to fill out.’

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Timestamp: 1401309448

cumberbitchsandwich:

veirdessa:

Lestrade just seems really annoyed rather than worried about Sherlock pulling a gun and running.

‘Jesus Christ, the paperwork I’m gonna have to fill out.’

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crawltowardsthemoon:

"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"

how on earth

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Timestamp: 1401294947

crawltowardsthemoon:

"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"

how on earth

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littlemisshamish:

john watson is, like, an expert

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Timestamp: 1401294657

littlemisshamish:

john watson is, like, an expert

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g1ados:

best friends more like “hey I found porn of your OTP here you go”

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