- me: walks into living room
- tv: tonight on how its made
- me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
can u imagine john calling sherlock cute and sherlock starts blushing and stammering saying he’s not cute i’m not cute john john stop laughing i’m not cute john can’t stop laughing because his boyfriend is so cute i’m so sorry