plot twist: benedict cumberbatch wins the oscar for most phtobombs at his first oscars
he did it. he actually did it
how many Hogwarts students does it take to change a light-bulb?
1 Slytherin to break it
1 Gryffindor to volunteer to climb the ladder and change it
3 Hufflepuffs to hold the ladder and insure the safety of the Gryffindor student
and 1 Ravenclaw to point out that they could have just used magic
- Leonardo DiCaprio: *names his child Oscar*
- Doctor: "Would you like to hold h-"
- Leonardo DiCaprio: "Say it like we rehearsed it."
- Doctor: *sighs* "And the Oscar goes to..."
u know whats fuckin hardcore
people on this site who don’t speak english as a first language but blog in english anyways
plot twist: benedict steals all the oscars and sets the academy on fire
and also does the motion capture